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05

Aug

do.not.buy.this.

i saw this in the grocery store the other day and i was curious so i bought one. it looks like an oversize avocado and it tasted like a really crappy, mushy, watery, dull version of one. apparently it has less fat (even though it’s good fat!) and calories, but it has nothing that makes an avocado actually good. it’s equivalent to drinking a very watered down coke….blech. i don’t know why this exists.

04

Aug